Wednesday, April 15, 2009

How to Get Away with Murder

1. Join Her Majesty's Constabulary

2. Lose control in a high-pressure situation and, directly or indirectly, lead to the death of at least one innocent, law-abiding citizen

3. (Key step) Slander and libel those whose death you have been responsible for.  (Do not worry,  they won't be able to defend themselves)

4. Get your mates in the judiciary to limit the terms of the 'independent inquiry' (snigger)

For some fine examples of this technique, see Hillsborough, Menezes and Tomlinson.

Written on the 20th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster.

1 comment:

claude said...

Most pathetic was the Sun writing DAILY that we should remember the victims of Hillsborough. But little do they say about the rusty water they wrote themselves (under MacKenzie's orders) back in 89.